Sunday, September 05, 2010

Just a few things I've learned recently:

-Deep fryers are pure evil.

-Laundry isn't as hard as it tells me it is.

-Tattoos get very itchy.

-Certain acne medications can clear up your acne, and then give you loads full in other places where you had none.

-Just because I find a white speck in my hair, does not mean I have lice.

-Living in a constant state of fear of lice, is not beneficial.

-The people that annoy you the most, are usually just like you used to be.

-Saying the word shit accomplishes nothing, but sometimes makes me feel better.

-Most lies are half true.

-Popping 4 codeine pills will make me feel stoned.

-Popping 2 codeine pills is smarter.

-If you eat too many sour cream and cheddar chips, they will start to taste funny.

-Depending on where you're at in life, and where they're at in life, some people have NO idea what you're talking about.

-We Canadians say EH, an awful lot.

4 comments:

  1. I love this cause this totally goes along with the FB pics I just looked at of yours. Including a huge pile of folded laundry in the backround! lol!

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  2. Teatree oil is a great preventative for lice. Wash with a little bit each month.

    You have acne?? I have it and can't seem to get rid of it.

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  3. ugh lice...you have no idea how many sleepless nights I have had over this whole ordeal..ok...none, but I have certainly spent countless hours fretting over it and praying that nobody brings it home from school!!!!

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  4. (sung to the tune of bad romance)

    oooohooohhooooooooooooohoooh ohh oh oh oh
    catch up on your bloooooooooog
    oooohooohhooooooooooooohoooh ohh oh oh oh
    catch up on youuuuuuuuuuuuur blooooog

    rah rah nin na na
    oh la mama ma ma
    ga ga nin nin na

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